Listen Up Ladies….!
Listen ladies there is some thing you should never do in public!
You probably can get away with:
picking your nose,
picking your butt,
and maybe peeing.
However, you CANNOT get away with pulling hair from your lips and eyebrows!
Yes, I witnessed it. Yesterday, when I went to pick up some baked goods, I parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it. (By the way this parking space was right in front of a popular coffee shop. So needless to say people are coming and going by the dozens.) I notice her hands by her eyes; out of my peripheral vision it appears she’s either tweaking a contact lens or popping a zit (another NOT to do in public).
As return to my car I can see her and her all out efforts, mouth all twisted and contorted to get the very best pull on the facial skin and the squinty eyes ( resembling everyone over 40 straining to read a menu, printed in font 9, in a dimly lit restaurant – yes, it’s just plain old unattractive – eww) plucking her facial hair on her upper lip!!!
I’m not saying I’m like a hairless cat.
I am just saying, “Ladies you CAN’T do that in public!”
Moral of the Story: Think twice before you tweeze or squeeze!
PS I am not advocating the nose picking by any means!
After all that visualization…I hope your baked goods were yummy!
xoxo
Yes, we managed to get rid of that after many laughs and a couple of toasts to Gina!
All I can think is “WHY?!” – as in why would someone decide to do this in their car?! I mean, did she just have a few minutes spare and think, “Oh, I’ll do some plucking now and save time later”?! (Obviously I don’t expect you to know the answer to that!) It would never cross my mind to depilate in a car – and even if it did, the equipment for such a task would be sitting in my bathroom at home, not in my car with me!!
I hope you don’t mind but I’d also like to add – ladies, the dinner table at a restaurant is NOT an appropriate place to apply full make-up; touch up your lipstick if you must but please, please don’t bring out the full cosmetics kit!
And finally, I’m sorry but I disagree with you MMB – whether you’re male or female, there is never a time when it’s ok to pick your butt in public 😉
x
Thanks for adding more to the “Do Not” list 🙂
I agree- no picking anything
Solution = go commando!
😆