Listen Up Ladies….!
Listen ladies there is some thing you should never do in public!
You probably can get away with:
picking your nose,
picking your butt,
and maybe peeing.
However, you CANNOT get away with pulling hair from your lips and eyebrows!
Yes, I witnessed it. Yesterday, when I went to pick up some baked goods, I parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it. (By the way this parking space was right in front of a popular coffee shop. So needless to say people are coming and going by the dozens.) I notice her hands by her eyes; out of my peripheral vision it appears she’s either tweaking a contact lens or popping a zit (another NOT to do in public).
As return to my car I can see her and her all out efforts, mouth all twisted and contorted to get the very best pull on the facial skin and the squinty eyes ( resembling everyone over 40 straining to read a menu, printed in font 9, in a dimly lit restaurant – yes, it’s just plain old unattractive – eww) plucking her facial hair on her upper lip!!!
I’m not saying I’m like a hairless cat.
I am just saying, “Ladies you CAN’T do that in public!”
Moral of the Story: Think twice before you tweeze or squeeze!
PS I am not advocating the nose picking by any means!