Listen Up Ladies….!
Listen ladies there is some thing you should never do in public!
You probably can get away with:
picking your nose,
picking your butt,
and maybe peeing.
However, you CANNOT get away with pulling hair from your lips and eyebrows!
Yes, I witnessed it. Yesterday, when I went to pick up some baked goods, I parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it. (By the way this parking space was right in front of a popular coffee shop. So needless to say people are coming and going by the dozens.) I notice her hands by her eyes; out of my peripheral vision it appears she’s either tweaking a contact lens or popping a zit (another NOT to do in public).
As return to my car I can see her and her all out efforts, mouth all twisted and contorted to get the very best pull on the facial skin and the squinty eyes ( resembling everyone over 40 straining to read a menu, printed in font 9, in a dimly lit restaurant – yes, it’s just plain old unattractive – eww) plucking her facial hair on her upper lip!!!
I’m not saying I’m like a hairless cat.
I am just saying, “Ladies you CAN’T do that in public!”
Moral of the Story: Think twice before you tweeze or squeeze!
PS I am not advocating the nose picking by any means!
After all that visualization…I hope your baked goods were yummy!
xoxo
Yes, we managed to get rid of that after many laughs and a couple of toasts to Gina!
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Thanks for adding more to the “Do Not” list 🙂
I agree- no picking anything
Solution = go commando!